A MONDAY

AS I TURNED OFF THE ALARM FOR THE THIRD TIME,
I LOOKED AT THE CLOCK IT WAS QUARTER TO NINE;
I WAS ALREADY GETTING LATE FOR THE CLASS AT SOM-BUILDING,
SO I GRABBED MY BAG AND RAN WITHOUT BATHING.

AS I ENTERED IN THE CLASS HELTER-SKELTER,
THE PROF. GETS FURIOUS AND DIDN'T ALLOW ME TO ENTER,
GIVING HIM A STERN LOOK I TURNED MY BACK
AND ORDERED AN ICE-TEA ON A COFFEE SHACK.

AS WE ASSEMBLED FOR THE NEXT CLASS HOOTING,
AS SOON AS I ENTERED MY EYES STARTED DROOPING;
AS I WAS DREAMING ABOUT LAST NIGHT'S PARTY
THE PROF. SAW ME AND SCOLDED ME HARDLY.

AFTER BEING TORTURED BY THE MORNING LECTURES,
IT SEEMS MY BRAIN HAS INFI. FRACTURES.
I ENETERED THE MESS HOPING FOR AN EIGHT-COURSE MEAL
BUT THERE TOO I HAD TO FACE A HAUNTING DEAL.

WITH ALL MY DREAMS CRUSHED
MY LIFE LACKS ANY THRUST;
SO I ENTERED THE LAB HOPING FOR A BETTER AFTY,
BUT THOSE DAMN ED-LINES TURNED THIS TOO CRAFTY.

AFTER BEING IRRITATED AND HARDLY ANY ENERGY LEFT
I HAD TO GO FOR A FOOTER FITNESS TEST,
BEING CRIPPLED THERE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
I WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF POWERS.

AS I WAS RETURNING BACK TO CASTLE
AFTER THE GLOOMING PACKED BATTLE,
I SAW A FREAKING GANG OF MINE
SCROUNGING FOR A PLACE TO DINE.

AFTER WE HAD OUR TUMMY CHUMMY
WE WANT THAT NIGHT TO BE VERY FUNNY,
SO WE WENT TO DISCO TO HAVE SOME FROLIC
COZ THIS IS HOW WE GETS OUR TONIC.

WE SING, WE DANCE, WE PARTY EVERY NIGHT
AFTER BEING TORTURED FROM ALL DAY FIGHT;
WE DON'T GIVE DAMN IF ANYONE MOCK
COZ WE DUDES ARE ALWAYS GONNA ROCK.